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i thought i detected sexual undertones in this video

Monday Jul 21 10:41pm

Dan the Dinosaur vs. Phil the Lion - only one animal will survive.
This is THE EXTINCTION RACE!


please help me out by reblogging my new video and i’ll look through the notes and check out a bunch of your blogs to say thanks :D hope u enjoy

Friday Jul 11 08:55pm

i got bored on the plane and realised my ipad had photobooth then discovered the ‘kaleidoscope’ effect

here is my collection of images that are funny/disturbing as i intended but also imo artistically profound

1) eyelluminati
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2) nose roulette

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3) ear shuriken

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4) more ears

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5) hey if i hold it really close to my eyelid it looks gross

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6) omfg

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7) the gaping maw

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8) fingers that looks like fat rolls

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9) i let phil have a go

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10) and louise 

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i hope you enjoyed please let me know how this affected you emotionally

Wednesday Jun 25 11:26pm

Dan gives questionable advice for all of your problems in INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP 3!

please help me out by reblogging this and i’ll look through the notes and stalk a bunch of your blogs to say thank you! ~enjoy~

Thursday Jun 19 12:26am

Dan and Louise relive their embarrassing ‘list of awkward moments’!

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE please reblog this to help me out and as usual i’ll check the notes and stalk your blogs to say thanks ^^

Tuesday May 27 11:19pm

This is probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever admitted to on the internet. I talk to myself.

NEW VIDEO! please reblog this to help me out and i will stalk some of your blogs to say thanks :D

Saturday May 10 07:06pm

The story of how a hamster taught me the true meaning of freedom.

new video everyone! please help me out by reblogging this and i will lovingly stalk the blogs of those of you that do  thank you!

Sunday Apr 13 10:04pm

i refuse to suffer as a victim of accidental typo abuse. this is my story.

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR. IF YOU SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN PLEASE REBLOG THIS VIDEO AND WE CAN END TYPO SHAMING! ALSO THANK YOU 

Monday Mar 31 10:56pm

learn all the style tips u need to look swaggie and fresh in the mornings with my new video - ‘Get Ready With Dan’!

an accurate representation of every morning of my entire life.

Wednesday Mar 5 02:04am

Dan and Phil react to Teens React to Dan and Phil

new video guys! pls reblog this to help me out and react to us reacting to teens reacting to us. i’ll look through the notes and reblog people that do :)

Thursday Feb 13 12:25am